Jokay is me. I is Jokay. In a relationship with the internet machine. Gettin' pretty serious. I live in Stanaland, Castle is my life, and I have NO idea whatsoever on how to use Tumblr.

I'm not obsessed. I'm just dedicated.

Carry on now. Seriously. Go. Why are u still reading this. I see you have quite the social life.

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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nxte:

gettin sick of this whole “wait a week for the next episode” shit

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damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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tacoarmy:

"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 

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owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

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